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Samples of what you receive in Mike’s Lifeline every two weeks.

Click Here to sign-up  for Mike’s Lifeline

Lifeline will also include short humourous quotes, one-liners, inspirational items and funny articles

 

True Story.

After one of my talks a man came up to me and said,” I bought your book ” Light Up With

Laughter” the last time I heard you speak and now I keep it in the bathroom and read it often.

” Then, with a twinkle in his eye, he added, ” I really find it moves me.”

I started to laugh and said,” Well , if you’re going to be moved that’s the place you want it to happen.”

The Road Less Traveled

My Marriage has unraveled because of Robert Frost.

When I take the road less traveled my wife insists I’m lost.

Bob McKenty

 

 

* What Can You Say After This?

I noticed that my gas gauge was pushing empty and decided to pull into a service station to fill up.

A nice young man about 35 years of age began filling the tank as I made small talk to pass the time.

He had a rather sad look about him so I said, ” How are things going, Buddy?” He looked at me and replied, ” Other than the

fact that I’m living from pay to pay, making minimum wage and find it impossible to get a woman to go out with me….Fantastic.